Liquid Death Mountain Water, 19.2 oz King Size Can

Natural artesian water. Murder your thirst. This infinitely recyclable can of stone-cold mountain water clawed its way from deep inside the earth to murder your thirst. When a group of teenagers set off into the mountains for a weekend of drinking regular water in plastic bottles, they became hunted by an aluminum can of mountain water that was dead set on murdering their thirsts and recycling their souls. Once cracked open, no thirst is safe from liquid death. After ritually dismembering its thirst victims, this brutal can of water used the severed body parts of dead thirsts to build itself a flesh suit which it used as a disguise to get a job in marketing. But liquid death never took the job. It just murdered a bunch more thirsts instead. liquiddeath.com. (hashtag)deathtoplastic. We donate a portion of the profits from every can sold to help kill plastic pollution. For water quality & info: 1-888-980-4760 or visit: liquiddeath.com. Average aluminum can contains 70% recycled material, average plastic bottle contains only 3%. Recycle or die. Bottled at Source: Bland county, Virginia.